Aldi is GOAT

Had to suspend all my bourgeois sensibilities to shop at Aldi’s today. Paying a deposit for a shopping cart, watching the clerk throw my items back into the cart haphazardly, and then bagging my own groceries was an adjustment to state the least. But, the total came up to $42 for a basket full of food, and then she threw in a $10 off coupon…

I’m a changed man…forever. Does Aldi’s use prison labor? Someone has to be oppressed for these prices…